"I was raped by a stripper"

An Australian man is in court this week accusing a 40-year-old stripper of raping him.

It all began when he was asked by the bestman at his friends wedding.

On the night of stag party, they decided to stay in doors and like every good pre-wedding jol, called a stripper.

It turns out the stripper came with her own toys.

The Melbourne Court heard that at some point during the night, the stripper, offered to do her "dildo routine".

According to the stripper,after she did a lap dance, rubbed her breasts in his face and used the dildo on herself, he asked her: ‘‘Be gentle. Don’t do it too hard.’’ ‘‘No worries,’’she replied.

When the man, who was on all fours and naked from the knees up, asked her not to go near his anus, she said: ‘‘Not a problem. Relax. It’s only fun. I won’t go there.’’

But soon after cream was applied on his exposed bum, he felt a sharp pain, a thrust and the dildo ‘‘go right into my anal passage’’, the shocked jury heard.

The man said he was hurt and shocked and the stripper had the audacity to tell him not to worry because ‘‘only you and I know’’.
He then supposedly turned to her in anger and spat:‘‘What the f--- did you do that for, you stupid bitch.’’

Feeling rightly violated he went to the police.

A medical examination confirmed what he dreaded most - there was a small abrasion below his anal verge ‘‘most likely caused by blunt trauma’’.
In other words, he was raped - by a stripper!

The trial is continuing.

But according to the defence, before making a decision, the jury should consider how the man in all innocence came to be naked, on all four and in proximity of the dildo.



It is surely something to ponder.

It should also scare the shit out of all men who think strippers are cute and cuddly.