Stripper Not Guilty

Justice it seems has prevailed.

At least for the stripper who was today found not guilty of raping a man at a stag party.

After less than a day of deliberations, jurors found Linda Maree Naggs, 40 - aka "Tiffany" - not guilt of raping a man with an dildo.

Tiffany, the court heard, was the second stripper for the night at the September 2007 party and came armed with a whip, vibrator and 'strap-on penis shaped'.

The best man she is accused of raping told the court Tiffany pushed the dildo into him while in the middle of her "dildo routine".

He was being pressured by his friends, he sobbed.

But in coming to their conclusion the jury had to weigh how the man came to be naked and on all fours and in proximity to the said dildo.

Personally I would like to know how a dude at a stag party willingly and I assume in front of all his friends and acquaintances decides, 'you know what I will take off my pants and I will bend over for the stripper with the huge penis'.

The mind boggles.

I can only imagine the reaction of the eager party goers when said dildo disappeared.

Were there shouts of approval? Or were people falling over themselves to vomit.

I can only imagine.

Picture those that staggered home to their wives and girlfriends the following morning who you can guarantee asked, "how did the party go?"

"Oh not bad. Jeff lost his virginity".